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9/10/2005 The Rules of this Space...ATTENTION!!! There will be NO fighting on my space!!! No scratching, No biting, No spitting, No hissing, No picking on other cities, No dumping, No stupid comments (although sometimes they are warranted), No ugly pictures, No clipping of toe nails, No swearing (unless you are talking about a non-significant other), No sweating, No peeing in the pool, No vomiting, No wrestling (unless it is with John Cena or Batista!), ALL OF THIS NOTED: THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO FUN WHAT-SO-EVER ON THIS SPACE!!!
Thank you for your cooperation, and have a really GREAT day!!!
Moe The Punk & Oats...MOE THE PUNK
Moe's a punk and wants to f*ck s*it up!
These two are from MyCatHatesYou dot com. These cats just make me laugh!!!
OATS
'It isn't you, it's me. No, actually, it is you... you suck.'
***HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE ALL WANTED TO USE THAT ON SOMEONE BEFORE THEY DUMPED US???***
9/9/2005 Some Thoughts For How I Feel...The thoughts for how I have been feeling lately come in various forms... songs, quotes, and well...me. I just need to vent tonight, thanks...
1.) Did I shave my legs for this? ~Me and Deana Carter
2.) What a waste of good make-up! ~Me and a million other
women...
3.) And I decided on the sexy Victoria's Secret set again, ah,
why? ~Me
4.) What a waste of hair products...for once, my hair
looked really nice! ~Me
5.) I don't drink, but tonight...BRING ME TWO PINA
COLADA'S, and TEN ROUNDS OF JOSE CUERVO!!
~Garth Brooks and Tracy Byrd
6.) Oh, does he love you, like he loves me...does he think of
you when he's holding me? ~Reba McEntire
7.) Welcome to my nightmare, jump on in...the water's still
warm. ~Jerry Maguire
8.) Best break-up line by comedian, Jeff Foxworthy:
I think the best break-up line is, "I think we should start
seeing other people." Trust me, nobody has said that
without already having someone else in mind. Guys if a
woman says to you "I think we should start seeing other
people.", trust me, she has already cut a pony from the
herd and if she isn't riding him yet, she has pulled the
saddle out of the barn!
9.) I guess you get used to somebody, kinda like having
them around. I guess you get used to the way they
make you happy, bring you up when you're feeling
down. I never dreamed when I was letting you go that I
would wake up and miss you this much, I guess you get
used to somebody. I guess you get used to being loved.
~Tim McGraw
10.) Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what
you're gonna get. ~Forrest Gump Thoughts For TonightAs a big fan of Sex and the City, I needed a little lift and inspiration tonight. So, my inspiration comes from Carrie Bradshaw. The writer, the romantic, the one in constant search of true love...
 " Think about it. If you are single, after graduation there isn't one occasion where people celebrate you ... Hallmark doesn't make a "congratulations, you didn't marry the wrong guy" card. And where's the flatware for going on vacation alone?"
" When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psychotic."
If only life were this funny. Sometimes, being funny and being serious can get confusing when you are trying to chat with someone online. I learned that out the hard way tonight...
Peace & Love ~
 Paula 8/24/2005 A Quote from Bob in Wisconsin"Envelope please (drum roll). And the oscar for best impression of a total jackass and dreg of humanity goes to MR. MARINE!!! (boos and hissing). Paula, Paula please tell me this was the worst. I come in from a very refreshing ride on my harley all happy and get on to your blog hoping to hear you've found mr. right and what do I get. ANOTHER JERK!!!! Just kidding. But that part about the coming to the door in a towel and the porno tape in the bedroom creeped me out. When I read that I thought "oh my gosh, who has she gotten involved with now, Ted Bundy's (ie. serial killer) long lost brother?" Oh and timothy1968 (see 8/23/05 comments) if you're reading this, this guy is a great definition of weird. Print out Paula's entry and show it to that women you talked about and tell her this is what weird is. I bet your a prince compared to Mr. "my hand and I would like to be alone". Note to self: Do not play porno tapes in girlfriends apartment while she is gone and answer door naked. Especially if towel you're wearing looks like a pitched pup tent out front (if you know what I mean)."
Written by Bob in Wisconsin
Bob, thanks for the wonderful comment...Maybe someday soon there might just be a "Mr. Right" story. Who knows??? BTW, Bob, we are from Wisconsin, remember??? Ed Gein, Jeffery Dahmer, you know...that's why our state motto is "Welcome to Wisconsin, You're Among Friends!" Just WHO those friends end up to be...we can only hope they are not related to these people...
Thanks, Bob!!!
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